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an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house
holy shit its an alpha raccoon get the mega phone
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The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.
Dude, i went to my desk to grab a condom, she gave me a baby raccoon!
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When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again
Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe
John: oh shit
When you’re hitting a girl from the back and Insert your two index fingers into her butthole and as she turns around to see what you’re doing, you make a perfect poop circle around her eyes.
I gave Rebecca that Sneaky Raccoon, she might press charges.
The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy
Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda
ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon
someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon
Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god
Vinny: Oh my God Rocket is amazing
Everyone else: stop being gay for rocket raccoon you furry