Flarking

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

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flark

Assumed to be an equivalent of "fuck". Originated on an episode of the early-90s ABC show "Dinosaurs".

Oh flark, I just sharted!!

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flark

It can have many different meanings.
Usually replaces the word "fuck" in a language called flernglish, so that you can freely "curse" without actually "cursing", because nobody knows wtf you are saying.

If said in the sense of something being "flarky" then it means cool or awesome.

Person A: Dude, I totally flarked that girl in the ars!
Person B: Dude, Thats the same girl that I flarked in the ars! That is so flarky!

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Flark

Replacement for the word fuck,
Often used by the Guardians of The Galaxy, in their feature Video Game debut of the same name

"We're The Flarkin' Guardians Of The Galaxy!"
"OH FLARK, IT'S THE MOTHER-FLARKIN' GUARDIANS OF THE FLARKIN' GALAXY!"

Flark

To fart in your hand and put it on someons face

Lol I flarked my mom while she was asleep.

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flark

The white gooey discharge that women get.

Dude! I just flarked everywhere!

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