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The type of guy who goes to a bar and orders a tall glass of water. He’s a cautious individual, but sometimes he likes to live dangerously. He is lactose intolerant but eats the most dairy out of anyone you’ll meet. He is over sarcastic to the point where people can’t tell if he is joking. He is of German descent but his grandparents come from Argentina. Synonyms include Chris, Mo, Ramonie the Ponie, Ramonie the Chonie, Edward and David
Person1: Hey who is that guy doing the Nazi salute?
Person2: Oh just that’s Ramon Driesen
Usually a huge whore who will do anything for penis, including fucking her son if neccessary
I plowed Ramons mom last night in Ramons bed
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Pick any Ramones song. Attempt to start and finish sexual intercourse prior to the completion of the song.
Dat girl was so hot last night when we fucked I won The Ramones Challenge.
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San Ramon is a city trapped within its own cesspool. The residents draw blanks when confronted on real issues, common sense, or when you just happen to say something smart. The only thing that matters to the residents is how they are viewed by each other, hence the only reason to “work” harder at selling home loans (been breakin' my back on the phone all day, honey!) and buy an S class or 7 series. To the few sane people left in San Ramon, the town itself drives them to insanity because the rich logic takes over EVERYONE and you wonder if you’re the last sane person on the planet… or are you the craziest person on the planet? There are various reasons why San Ramon should not be considered a part of CA (the most accepting, well-rounded, and liberal state of the Union)...
1. As stated by someone else, fun is illegal.
2. Being poor is a 1st degree felony, punishable by death.
3. Littering on master-planned cement will bring at least three separate cop cars to your location within the minute.
4. Smoking weed will also bring the same result, this as well is punishable by death.
However, if you’re rich, white, ignorant, and want your kids to be just as dumb, this is the safest place in the entire world. Nothing will happen. Ever. Until the day when someone snaps and blows it up.
Residents from here and the surrounding cities (Danville, Blackhawk, Dublin, Pleasanton, Alamo) have strange delusions. Many believe that rapper E-40 is FROM Blackhawk. This, of course, is ridiculous, like saying that Dr. Dre is from Beverley Hills. To clear up anyone's ignorance, E-40, coming upon a fortune too big to carry around in the itty bitty city of Vallejo (where he is actually from) was forced to move to a gated location like Blackhawk. I hope his twisted rich and evil neighbors are scared by the amount of coked out and high black people always driving by their house. Haha.
After living here for 10 years, I've since escaped the city limits, and will be going as far as possible, never to return, not even for my family (they have that "rich logic" and I can't help but knowing that I'm dealing with madmen).
"San Ramon is a city in the San Francisco Bay Area. It, however, is not in the 'yay area' or 'da bay'."
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He is a loving brother/uncle a son a good person to his peers and loves science, fnaf and my friends Ismael, Anakin, Jade, Carlos, JACOB, Isabella, and my sister Isabella
“I’m a super intense Minecraft player”
“Uh oh how unfortunate”
“Ramon The Ramsey is very good at fnaf”
A young soon to be rich mother fucker. He only blazes the finest herb.
Things White Ramon likes to do
-kick it with the homies
-burn them dutch blunts
-make that cash
-spend that cash
-flex on them haters
-play with them extended round glizzys
-be a polite gentleman to the ladies
-fuck
-sip water
-eat ramen or them cinnamon toast crunch
OH MY GOD! IT'S WHITE RAMON!
When somebody puts something in someone's drink but then they see them up close and realize they have made a terrible mistake.
Remember that one time somebody gave Gary a Joey Ramone.