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The guy with the biggest Cock.
Ronaldo: Sex?
Girl: Yes Please
White guy who loves to talk, all chicks are attracted to Ronaldos also known by his peers at work as Fido, happy feet
Look at that white guy he must a Ronaldos we are so stocks!
Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.
Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?
Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever
Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.
He is Ronaldo.
MAN;1 -do u know whats special about saudi?
MAN;2- yes they have the best ronaldo {camel milk}