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MAN;1 -do u know whats special about saudi?
MAN;2- yes they have the best ronaldo {camel milk}
Ronaldo could be two famous footballers, either Cristiano Ronaldo or the less famous one Ronaldo Nazario. Many people think that cristiano ronaldo is the greatest footballer of all time. His wife is georgina. And his biggest rivarly is Messi who also is a fantastic player.
Friend: You know Ronaldo?
Me: Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronaldo nazario?
Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).
YO RONALDO! FETCH ME THAT BALL LAD!
Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.
Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?
Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever
Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.
He is Ronaldo.