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Ronaldo

The guy with the biggest Cock.

Ronaldo: Sex?
Girl: Yes Please

by BBC STUDIOS November 21, 2021


Ronaldo

A guy who kicks a ball

Omg ronaldo is touching me

by Realnj8 June 27, 2024


Ronaldos

White guy who loves to talk, all chicks are attracted to Ronaldos also known by his peers at work as Fido, happy feet

Look at that white guy he must a Ronaldos we are so stocks!

by Canevaro July 07, 2018


Ronaldo

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.

Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?

Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever

by Myyotic April 20, 2022


Ronaldo

Goat

Oh its a ronaldo
(Oh it’s a goat)

by HBDAGOAT March 08, 2023


Ronaldo

Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.

He is Ronaldo.

by DiverPenaldo October 11, 2020


Ronaldo

camel milk

MAN;1 -do u know whats special about saudi?

MAN;2- yes they have the best ronaldo {camel milk}

by NIGGESH April 23, 2024