Pee Sink

Another name for a Toilet

Me: i need to go use the Sink

Friend: Which Sink

Me: The Pee Sink bro gotta take a piss

Sink salad

A delicious snack to enjoy at the bottom of the sink after you wash the dishes

“Yo man you wanna cop some food later?”

“Nah man I’ve been fiending that sink salad Ive got building up in my sink”

Sink Salad

The grotty shit that collects in the drain when people put dishes with food remnants in the sink

Nora: "Fuck it's my kitchen clean up day"
Alie: "Don't forget to scoop out the sink salad or stab it through with a fork if you're lazy"

Slop-Sinking

Fornicating in/on company used work areas such as slop-sinks, walk-in freezers and utility closets.

1.) Bobby: "you take that girl home from the bar and give her the ol' sweet dick willy?"

Joe: "Nah, my wife was waiting for me at home so I took her in the back room and slop-sinked her."

2.) "I got fired cause the security cameras caught me slop-sinking while I was on the clock."

Sink Canoe

When you need to take a shit really bad, and the toilet isn’t available, so you use the next best option and use the sink.

Me: “Hey man did you see the toilet was out of order”

Friend: “Yeah! I couldn’t wait so I dropped a sink canoe”

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sink fuck

the act of being really hot but ruining your status by fucking a girl on a sink. usualy involves a cell phone

they had a quick sink fuck. i dont like him anymore

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Sink the Titanic

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.

You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.

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