Sailor's Delight

Before a long voyage asea, it was foretold that sailors have the practice of packing a mason jar or other handy vessel chock full of earthworms for those lonely nights at sea.

Private Smith, I am so horny, I'd give my left nut for a piece of strange right now.

No worries Private Johnson, you can borrow my Sailor's Delight. I've only used it a few times today.

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Hello Sailor

The infamous phrase from the Zork games.

"Hello sailor."

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chocolate sailor

its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum

Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor

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Dirty Sailor

When multiple males encounter a fat chick (If a fat chick is unavailable please see: Dirty Farmer) and are able to coerce her into receiving the Bukkake Resevoir in her fat rolled belly button thus giving her the "Dirty Sailor". For added enjoyment follow up the "Dirty Sailor" with the sensational "Drop Anchor" and "Barncicle Cleaner".

Ryan and the Mikes found it suprisingly easy to engage Rikki Lake in a session of "Dirty Sailor" love.

That whale is so filthy she can't get enough of me and my buddies "Dirty Sailor".

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Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.

I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.

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Salty Sailor

When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.

Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.

Guy 2: Dude! High-Five

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sailor mouth

When a dolphin makes a sound right as you swear.

Remember Dirty isabella? she shaked her booty and then got Sailor Mouthed. And then again.

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