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Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

91πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


hide-n-go-seek

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let's go play hide-n-go-seek
μ• λ“€μ•„ 우리 μˆ¨λ°”κΌ­μ§ˆ ν•˜μž.

by νŒŒλ„ January 19, 2014

56πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


BP hide-n-seek

When 75% of something mysteriously disappears.

Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.

by D-Feld August 6, 2010

251πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


hide and go seek champion

Osama Bin Laden, hide and go seek champion:2001-2010

A terrorist was the hide and go seek champion for nine years!

by Qitms2 November 13, 2013

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006

37πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The answer you seek is yes

Yes?

The answer you seek is yes

by Le potat April 23, 2021


Hide and Seek champion of the World

Osama bin Laden

My mom and dad are hide and seek enthusiasts and are going to the Middle East to find Osama bin Laden to become the new hide and seek champion of the world.

by Lady_Super_Spy June 17, 2010

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž