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A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.
BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.
When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre
That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass
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To mock or make fun of an individual or group, usually girls, for taking a selfie. Selfie shaming can discourage people from taking selfies.
Selfie shaming a group of girls;
Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."
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A selfie taken of a girl's vagina, or pink parts, as some may know them.
I called into the Kidd Chris show and he asked me to send him a pink selfie.
A mental condition in which one stares at their selfie too long, causing them to have low self esteem.
"The longer I look at my selfies, the uglier I get."
"That's exactly how I feel. I have extremely low selfie-steem."
A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.
See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed
When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.