Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
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Any person who asks you for nudes can have one
Hey its october 30th national send nudes day bro
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On the days April 18-19 Ravenne Razo will send you nudes
Bro did you hear about National Ravenne razo send nudes day
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Every girls should send a nude for any guy who ask's for it!
Boy: Hey can i get a nude?
Girl: Ummn Why?
Boy: Cause its july 6!!!!!
Girls: ok fine ;)
Yooo send me a nude I'ts July 6 girls sending nudes day
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April 20th. On this day, you send a nude to the person you trust. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.
National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most
*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing Iโm worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
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If you got a best friend named Ethan. Send his ass some nudes and show him that you care On October 7th And 8th
Stranger: "Hey what's todays date?
You: "It's October 8th"
Strange: "Oh shit, I missed send Ethan nudes days yesterday. Good thing I have today. I better send him some pics."