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A variation of the popular derrogatory term 'douche bag' which articulately describes behavior similar to that of the salesman in the Sham-Wow infomercial.
Your Bluetooth headset makes you look like a total sham bag.
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The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
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(int.) A general exclamatory term, used in many situations:
1) frustration, as a substitute for "darn" or "rats!"
2) confusion, as a substitute for "huh?" or "what?"
3) ecstacy, as in "OH GOD!"
"SHAM-A-LAM, egg salad tonight?!?!"
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A decorative pillow case that you're not supposed to sleep on. Therefore, as a pillow case, it does not exist. Therefore, it is a "sham". It's is a lie, an evil trick played on people who WANT to sleep on a decorative pillow case. And they could, if it wasn't a sham.
"Dude, I had to sleep on my shams last night, it's was really weird, I didn't feel it at all. It's like it was invisible."
"Maybe that's because it's a sham."
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Someone who never is at his appointed place of duty harmon
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Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.
Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.
I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
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To be owned, disgraced, defaced, humiliated, annihilated, obliterated in every way, shape or form. In can be used in a pick-up basketball or golf game, snaping contest, skate boarding and BMX challenges. Basically the opponent is expressing his complete confidence in his or her ability to destroy you in any competitive way or totally humiliate you in any manor he or she desires and can imagine.
Orignially coined by a popular player named Zio Carmine in a MMO game played by millions (iMobsters). It is now being used in games to let opponents know that their death or their demise in the game context is quickly approaching and that such defeat will be their end!
IL Rogue: Hey bro what are you going to do about Benny Meece gunning for you?
Zio Carmine: I'm just going to have to go nut and Shimmy Sham his ass until he is so dead his ashes can be scattered at the graveyard along with all the other dead people.
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