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"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".
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Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.
"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.
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An euphemism of going home.
Jack was shaving a watermelon.
When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.
Many NBA players use the reverse shave.
The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.
"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."
youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"
The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch
Do you have any Baccy mate?
Yeah only fanny shavings