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In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
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Coined by trend forecaster Sean Monahan, a vibe shift describes the emergence of a “new era of cool.”
Fashion is a realm that experiences frequent vibe shifts, especially with the arrival of a new decade. Gone are the days when frosted tips and low-rise jeans and Abercrombie & Fitch were in.
We’re in the midst of a vibe shift right now with the widespread lifting of Covid-19 protocols and restrictions. We’re going out again and adapting in new ways to our environment; some will survive the shifting tides, and some won’t.
Yeah I’m in my vibe shift right now. You won’t catch me in the club now that things are opening back up again. I’m all about going to the Home Depot, renovating my home and hearth, yknow? Once I tried topless gardening things changed a lot for me.
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See: manual transmission. The only real way to drive a car, especially if it's rear-wheel drive.
Look at that stupid ricer in his "mad phat" Honda Civic. I bet he doesn't even know how to drive stick shift.
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To not doing anything that was expected of you. To totally drop the ball
Man, we were busy yesterday so we "B-shifted" the shit out of station 5
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The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"
Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...
Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!
Man 2: You're dumb.
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v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.
Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."
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A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.
Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.
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