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A name for a really bad haircut.
Bob: Nice hair!
Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.
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A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym
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a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch
OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon
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An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.
"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."
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Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.
Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?
Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.
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a guy
its a guy
why are the definitions just girl like bruh
simone=guy
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kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.
Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless
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