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A Big Rapids sprinkler is when a girl gives you head, you cum in her mouth, and then she blows the cum back out all over your face. They are named for the types of girls you'll get in Big Rapids, MI, home of Ferris State University.
I thought I had just got the best head in my life from Becky until she stood up and gave me a Big Rapids sprinkler.
Killer poop sprinkler*
*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*
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For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".
When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)
Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.
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The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!
it's a super kinky and fun for the whole family, sex move
you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move
Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
this is when you sit in a stall in the mens room until some guy goes in next to you. You then wait until the man has completely lowered his trousers and is in the process of blastin his dukey. You then proceed to stand on the toilet (if possible), lower your pants, and let out a pisser over the stall wall and onto the man next to you. Then zip up and run like a motherfucker!!!!!!!!!
This can also be done with two people on either side of the man, both in on the joke. Sometimes called a chi-town super sprinkler
Me and Daniel gave our teacher a chi-town sprinkler while he was on the john. He never found out!!!!!!
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A girl who gets around...one who sleeps with whoever, whenever, & wherever.
"Ay girl, let me find out you're a Sprinkler Girl?!"
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