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Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant
I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge
The of placing one finger in a females vagina and the thumb into the anus and the attempting to snap your fingers.
Hey Joey last night I gave Jeanna the Staten Island Snapper.
Slow motion missionary sex with uneducated trash.
Nicole gave me a real slow and passionate Staten Island ferry last night.
Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.
Staten Island is the GOAT
Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.
“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”
If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.
Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.
A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.