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Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."
the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.
sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!
literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!
adj. more than stoked, like Robocop was more than a cop.
Jane Seymore was robo-stoked that Robocop was on TBS 3 nights a week with 3 chances to watch.
a nice phrase skateboard companies use instead of "marketing"
saying it automatically makes someone a kook.
company rep: yeah we're out here spreading the stoke and turning kids onto the sport
realist: yeah you're just taking advantage of impressionable kids and getting them to buy your boards with their parents money
A city full of inbred bastards, who all have 6 fingers. The city is also home to a small football team who’s fans who walk around in there XXXXXXL shirts eating kebabs and claiming that jack Butland is a good goal keeper despite him being shite
“I’m going to the stoke city game” all 4 of their fans
very small in every way no one like him and no one ever will
that guy is such a jack stokes
that guy is tiny he must be a jack stokes
Allrounder. Plays cricket for England. My English fans call me the best allrounder in the world. What are they smoking🤣🤣? Clearly Shakib and Jadeja are better.
I am an umpiring howler merchant and I live in Ashwin's pocket. I am Ben Stokes.