dropping off a suitcase

The seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to fuck their brains out.
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...

...whilst enjoying the first crisp craft ale of a Friday evening....

Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah

Packing my suitcases

Used as a mid-sentance or post-sentance saying to express the fact that you're getting ready or will be getting ready to go on a trip.

It won't be long until I'm packing my suitcases!

lindsay lohans suitcase

A special term to order drugs in secret in establishments,
meaning 3 cans of coke and a bag of weed.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Lindsay Lohans Suitcase
Bartender: Why Ofcourse

Big boy suitcase

A big pinch of chewing tobacco, only with the boys

Yo boys lets toss in a big boy suitcase

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puerto rician suitcase

A suitcase made for travel, usually by fashioning a cardboard flat into a rectangular shape, using duct tape and a knotted rope for a handle.

Joe: "What's with the Puerto Rician suitcase?"
Bob: "It's all I could come up with on such short notice."

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south troy suitcase

A case of beer.

Hey Blaine can I use your pool? Yea Kyle, bring a couple south troy suitcases

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Irish suitcase

The term used to describe a case of beer when being carried by an individual. Plural form- irish luggage.

Franchise rolled in to the party with his Irish suitcase and immediately began kicking them back.

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