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A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.
Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex
You dont fist the pussy good enough.
"Hey john what your girl say about your fisting last night?"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"
He saw what you did there.
Did you just see T-Rex Todd?
Yeah he saw what I did there.
When you see someone you don't particularly want to see, you freeze in place and stand perfectly still and, by some miracle, they walk by without noticing you.
"I was in a bar when I saw the girl I just ghosted walk toward me. I couldn't ditch, so I T-Rexxed and she walked right by me. Dude, it don't know how, but it works!"
"I saw my boss walking toward me down the hall, I instantly T-Rexxed and it was like I vaporized.
Someone who resolves most confrontation through biting
Oh god the horror, Grace just hit that kids face off when he called her a smellbag. What a T-Rex head.
When someone’s really aggressive but have nothing to back it up like the noble T-Rex’s stubby arms. Also they might bite you.
Wow did you see Grace the other day when she couldn’t win the fight she bit her, what a T-Rex head.