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Usually a term which refers to AirPod users flexing on earbud users but guess what AirPod users can’t afford a wire :o
Peter piper was wearing his AirPods and said it smell broke in here
When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye
When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.
a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much
like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'
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When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.
Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
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(adj): to be broke, in the figurative language, to the equivalent of the extremes of hell.
Tony is unable to pay rent for he is broke as hell.
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