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Ben is the only person capable of defeating Dario in a game of strip poker.
I totally Ben'd Dario in that strip poker game
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Ben...ben can be a really funny and piss your pants kind of person. Always knows a way to make you laugh. Offensive jokes are his best humour device.
Jim: have you seen Ben today?
Brian: yeah he made me piss myself with laughter!
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Is the best guy in the world, has a big dick and let’s girls jump on him
That guy is so good in bed he’s like Ben
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The shortest basketball player to ever exist. No one is too sure why he even plays it because he it literally no taller than 5”1 and I’m not even exaggerating he is a fucking midget. His lack of height results in him having size 13 nikes....KIDS size 13 nikes??? Beat that. Not only is he the size of a dwarf, he sounds like a female toddler on helium and to top it all off (easy to do with his height) he looks like a grape. A really sad neglected grape who goes out with a girl with the same name as his ex who *coincidentally* looks near enough the same, but his current gf is a pretty obvious downgraded version. Ben’s signature pulling technique is the “cupping technique” which is simply his tiny little hands grasping on his gf’s arse cheek in a library full of retarded year 7s, curving your hand and holding part of your gf’s arse cheek as if it’s a tit instead- works every time. Another important quality of Ben to mention is his replies being as dry as his pp. let’s not go into detail, just ask a Ben yourself yeah?
*FYI THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE BEN SIMMONS HES TOO SEXY AND IS TOO SUPERIOR TO BE COMPARED TO THIS PLEB ALSO CALLED BEN*
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A word that causes me problems getting in the dictionary. Just like his trouble of getting into girls pants. His head is rounder than a tomato. I cant be all negative though as he does somehow have a girlfriend. But he has to wait till marriage because he is a true brexiter.
Dave: Yo look at Ben me boi
Spongebob: Your not Mr Krabs
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An asshole.
A general term used to describe someone annoying in Dublin City centre and in the surrounds of Trinity college, used mainly by the students.
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A person with an overinflated ego.
Why did Ben post so many definitions of himself on urbandictionary?
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