delta gamma

A group of the most alcoholic sorority chicks you will ever find....basically female frat boys that are hot and get a lot of ass. You can often find them blacked out, doing a keg stand, or stumbling down the street with a beer bong in hand. If you piss them off...they will take their rusty anchors, and shove them up your ass!

"Damn those dg's are some skeezy tricks"
Frat boys #1 says: "I wish i could drink like a dg"
Frat boys #2 says: "Those dg's make me feel like a piece of meat"

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Delta Gamma

Also known as the "Hot Damn Delta Gams." A group of gorgeous class ladies who are not afraid to have a few drinks here and there...or everywhere. Generally the biggest drinking sorority but also the classiest sorority. If you're looking for a QUALITY LADY you want to date a DG. Definately not your one night stand type...if you get the honor of meeting a DG chances are you will fall completely in love with her and want to marry her...and chances are she probably won't love you because she's probably too cool/classy for you. These women are THE future trophy wives of america so you best have some dough in the bank if you want to bank a DG.

"If you're dating a Delta Gamma raise your hand...if not raise your standards."

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Kappa Delta

Quite possibly the best sorority out there. More popularly known as the "KD Ladies," due to their admirable values. Conservative, yet sexy. Fun, yet serious. Beautiful, yet modest. Most commonly found in the colors green and white, these ladies will awe you with their presence.

Alpha Chapter of Kappa Delta, Longwood University

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delta bravo's

delta bravos (or d.b.'s) is a military term for "dick beaters," or hands, as the hands are often used to play with one's peter. often used when some ass-clown puts their grubby paws on some of your shit (property).

"hey! get your fucking delta bravo's off my frigging beer!"

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Tri Delta

1. A group of exceptionally classy, smart, and beyond beautiful women. Known for their amazing philanthropic endeavors and their dedication to their sorority.

2. The most elite group of college women.

(bid day...)
stacy; so what house did you get?
Tiffany; Oh my god! im going to be a tri delta! this is the most amazing thing ever!
Stacy; im so jealous! those girls are hot!

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delta gamma

The most classy and fabulous group of sorority girls you will ever meet. Not only are they beautiful, smart, and funny, but they have charisma and grace. Where other sororities falter, you can always count on DG to set the bar higher!!!

"DATE A DG"
When my son first left for college,
his dad gave him advice for life:
you can date each and every Kappa
But bring home a DG for a wife.

You can party with the Tri-Delts,
and it's fine to date a Zeta,
but when it's time to marry,
be sure she’s DG, not a Theta

Chi O's can be on your agenda,
and Pi Phi's are fun for a date,
but never, ever forget
that you'll want a DG as your mate.

We want you to enjoy your college years
and give all the sororities a spin.
But never buy a ring
unless DG is on her pin.

During your four years of college,
you'll go from one house to another,
but take the advice of your smiling ol'dad
and bring home a DG to your mother.

"If you're dating a Delta Gamma raise your hand...if not raise your standards."
"Hot Damn, Delta Gam!"

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delta (airlines)

DELTA

Didn't Even Leave The Airport.

"Hey, I thought you were going to New York?"

"No, my flight was on Delta aka delta (airlines)."

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