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When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.
Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.
The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.
Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.
so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
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