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Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

by bukowsky October 13, 2010

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shoulder-junk

The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.

Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.

by Ray Albright May 14, 2007


junk brothers

Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.

A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.

by Dr. Bill Redthroate March 29, 2010


junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic February 28, 2011


ginger junk

The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.

Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.

by Clackamas May 1, 2015


huge junk

Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.

Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!

by rosiedarling April 7, 2011


Junk Trap

A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.

Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."

by Rockport Pussywagon June 16, 2010