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A competition among friends to see who is laziest.
It seems we're having lazy wars.
Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.
"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon.com today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"
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A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.
From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.
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This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
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When someone takes a dump in a urinal.
Don't go in there, somebody left a "lazy zachry" in the men's room.
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The group of people born between 2000 and 2004. In other words the Lazy Generation. Could be considered a group.
Person 1: Yeah, I'm apart of the Lazy Generation. What about you?
Person 2: Oh, I didn't know you were apart of the Lazy Generation. I am too, I was born in 2001.
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When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.
Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.
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