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a teddy bear made out of pubes
i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.
a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs
Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?
sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.
"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."
Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
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When your in school and you get a piece of cake that has lunch lady pubes on it.The word originated when a certain student had a huge pube on his cake at school one day.
Wait ryan don't eat that! It's a pube cake!
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Someone who is inept and void of common sense.
One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"
"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."
"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
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