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When a girl wakes you up by sitting on your face.
Girl: Jim better be hungry, because he's about to rise and dine!
Rise Avelino is insanely devoted.
He was destined to marry Shean, a woman he had never met before.
I'm Rise Avelino (I'm so fucking loyal)
A sweaty MLG team that can't quite reach the levels of Optic, FaZe or EnVy... yet still try their absolute hardest and leave fans disappointed when they get beaten by them
Quest who finished 4th for the 10th event in a row.... Rise Nation!
A shitty map that everyone hates but Lex keeps on doing round 100 on it even tho he hates it even more than any one else.
Kid 1: Hey, want to play Die rise?
Kid 2: You are dead to me.
Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
A kick ass record label located in Oregon. Bands include: FIVE MINUTE RIDE, STILL LIFE PROJECTOR, LIFE BEFORE THIS and many more. Rock.
Rise Records is the best label in the universe.
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One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
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