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Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."

We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?

by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016


snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman

"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"

by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017


African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 3, 2014


Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021


snowman's land

An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.

Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.

Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.

by suzpocalypse February 3, 2011


Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.

She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.

by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018


Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.

"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."

by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023