ass tone

rectal trumpetry. particularly audible farting; possibly musical in character.

after raising his left cheek the man sitting next to me issued such rapid-fire ass tones, an open assault of both nose and ears.

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hey tone

When you become such a belligerent drunk that you lose the ability to care about how bad your feet smell, because of the discontinuation of showering. You also tend to play so many hours of halo, that your eyes become permanently googley, and your hair becomes emo.

Oh my god Hey Tone, how long have you been drinking and playing halo with your faggot roomate? Your feet smell like shit.

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dial tone

To hit or smack another with unmerciful velocity. Often used in the context of a sports game, it indicates a severe body blow. See ring the bell.

Damn, when Frank flipped off the other driver, the guy jumped out of his car and dial toned him right then and there.

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tone of text

the way a person writes that expresses their anger, sadness, etc

"JACK, UR SUCH A WIMP"
"don't talk to me in that tone of text!"

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Tone and Bone

A post workout (tone) sexual intercourse (bone). This is also a category of pornography. Due to the blood pressure rising and swelling of muscles from the workout, the following act of sex is widely found more pleasurable than a bone with no tone.

Man 1: Dude, I'm so pumped after lifting. Only if there was a chick around to bone!
Man 2: Yeah, that would really complete your tone and bone!

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tone

Manhunk, known as the king of Jasmines Kingdom. AKA Pimp

sp-tone

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Tone deaf

An adjective describing a person who can't hear the difference between off beat and on beat or on key and off key

Person one: hey can you give me an example of a tone deaf person?

Person two: look up country music on Spotify

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