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The dying yak is where, a man or woman who has a retarded amount of pubes, hovers over a sleeping persons face and proceeds to fart. At the same time they start making moaning noises. This represents the sound of a hairy and dying yak who has been immobile for days.
Hey bro have you ever heard of the dying yak? Well allow me to tell. Lets say someone has passed out on the couch with shoes on of course. So you will remove your pants, hover over the passed out persons face. Cup balls and lift towards stomach. Proceed to wrench out the most disgusting fart ever and moan in a deep fashion. This will represent the sound of an immobile and dying yak. (The fart and hairy taint add for effect)
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When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.
When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak
When you vomit on the uber ride home from a party, bar or event.
Dude, I was so hammered after the Best Coast Beer Fest that I uber yaked on the ride home.
The combination of the commonly used expression "rabbit hole" with the expression "to shave a yak".
Our Scrum Master on our recent sprint really knows how to make "yak rabbit" soup, he carried on and on about that one component in the build until it seemed like we were trying to invent cold fusion technology coupled with loss-less solar energy technology but found no definitive solution or end goal in sight.
The act of eating an onion to turn your cum into a thick liquid like elmers glue.
When I shot my yak sauce in her cock holster, it poured out like thick elmers glue.
It's a new way of talking about a disgusting fanny
You have a yak moo! Oi Yak Moo!
Mate don't touch her yak moo.