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Stop flushing your vampire lollipops down the toilet, they keep coming up like strawberry marshmallows
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Runway supermodels who's heads are wider than their bodies, most likely due to starvation diets.
How long do you think those lollipop models have gone without food?
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to sprinkle chili powder onto a man's shaft, & proceeding to lick it off, like the Lucas on a Mexican lollipop.
Rhonda: So how was your trip to Mexico with Gavin?
Jessica: Oh my gosh. I had so many Mexican lollipops! They were so good!
Rhonda: Oh you dirty dirty girl. I'm so jealous. I hope I get to enjoy some of Felipe's Mexican lollipop one day in the near future.
Jessica: Oh fasho girl. You'll like it.
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An attempt to kidnap kittens from a household by pretending to be a mailman.
Yo man, I woke up this morning and my kittens were gone and some mail was on my kitchen table. Somebody has been licking the lollipop up in here.
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Term used to describe any song where the artist changes his style and goes mainstream. Term coined from the hit Lil Wayne song Lollipop
Bob- Yo did you hear that song Cookie Jar by Gym Class Heroes?
Jim- Yea I like it but its such a Lollipop.
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Whenever you put hardening shell chocolate on your penis, have sen with a girl, then make her eat the chocolate of your penis.
Did you give that chick a swiss lollipop?
fuck yeah i did!
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