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after anal sex, you take your cock out and wipe it in her armpit
last night Paul gave Natalie a dirty Murphy Brown
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when something ironically goes wrong.
examples of Murphy's Law:
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"
2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."
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An alchoholic creation. Consists of 2 part peppermint shanpps 2 part lemon bacardi 1 part red bull 2 part gold rum 1 part jones green apple soda. and some green food coloring so it doesn;t look like dhiarrea
Go lighter on the non-alchoholic things. same taste. Fun to chug if you can handle the taste
Yo niggah lets brew us up a Shotgun Murphy a piece and get fucked up!
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The Queen of Scream. Judge on the Fox TV show, "So You Think You Can Dance?" Well known for a wild scream every time she gets excited.
Whooooooooooo Hoooooooo! Simon, you're a wanker! - Mary Murphy
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When a dirty prostitute (commonly Transvestite prostitutes) takes you back to her hotel room and her/his pimp breaks into the room and pretends to rob both of you. Then an hour later the tranny meets up with her/his pimp and laughs about what they stole from you.
Tranny: "We ran the Murphy Game beautiful tonight, didn't we Leroy? Look at all this fine shit we took off that trick!!! He had no clue we were running the Murphy game on his trick ass"
Pimp AKA Leroy: "That's how we Motha Fuckin Roll !!!
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one of the absolute greatest punk band of all time
dropkick murphys kick ass
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named after a mythical irishman, usually means "if anything can go wrong-it will". FATE
I thought i could get away with killing my wife,but murphys law got me!
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