public mattress

A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)

Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?

Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.

educating the public

How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.

"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"

Public Popsicle

When you put your dick between two girls making out, and a chick on other end of you is sucking you off.

I got that public Popsicle last night from these bitches down the street, felt so good I my dick started humming the national anthem... Shit was crazy.

Public Saxophone

A term coined by Jimi Hendrix simply meaning an electric guitar.

You've got uh, Billy Cox on bass. Mitch Mitchell on drums, and yours truly on a, uh, Public Saxophone

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public pool

A place where you find strange things at the bottom of the pool and loud kids screaming and yelling and obnoxiously splashing you

"I found something hairy at the bottom of the public pooll"

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public figure

Random ass white kids who think they’re important when they have over 1000 followers

Kyle: Ayye I hit 2,000 ig followers now I’m a public figure

Me: no ur not Kyle. you have to be important and relevant to be a public figure.

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public masturbation

Masturbation in public, makes you very horney to see a guy watching you.

How to do Public Masturbation Eg:Sitting on a bus with a cleanly shaven pussy and no pants with tiny skirt, gently open my legs to the guy sitting oposite, start to masturbate and finger yourself watching his stare, sometime they join in wanking and can be know to miss they bus. Makes you horney as hell. Sometime do it hairbrushin

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