shat

A girl or a guy who doesn't really look good at all, meaning he or she is worse that shit.

"damn man, Keisha is Shat!"

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Shat Baggot

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.

Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)

shat basket

when you take a stone cold doo doo in a basket and present it to someone as a gift

pooper: want this shat basket

dumb ass: sure its neat...
What the fuck?! Why is there a stone-cold shat in this basket?

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shat

short and fat aka Libby

Whos gives a shat? Libbys mum did!

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Shat-in-absentia

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

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Shat

1. The past tense of shit.
2. 5's (gum) flavor Elixer
3. Shat wrappers subsitute for dicks for when you need a moment to JUST JERK OFF!

1. I just shat.
2. Ally- It tastes like SHAT!
3. Ashley- *playing with shat wrapper*
Dakota- Quit jacking your shat!

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shat

the proper way to dictate the already funny word "shitted"

You: Hey what the were you just doing for an hour in the pisser?
Friend: Oh.. I um. Shat.
You: Sounds like fun lol.

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