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a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.
Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.
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When a woman is on her period a piece of bread (ideally warburtons toasty loaf - bread found in most UK supermarkets) is inserted into the bloody vagina which is promptly fucked. The bread is then removed fried and eaten this is the warburtons toasty. It satisfies a hearty appetite.
Fuck man I was starving when I got home, I got me a Warburton toasty.
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The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.
A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars
Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo
Steve: Nice.
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When ya get a bird to give your cheesy dick a tit wank on a sweet summer's day!
I stepped away from the family BBQ to get a roastie-toastie from our Margaret.
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the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test
" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"
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Georgenotfound says Roasty toasty because he likes Dream to much 😱
George: Roasty toasty dreamy poo 😍
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1) a big and toasty is a closeted homosexual man putting on macho airs while being quite the teddy bear in reality
1) who's the tough guy over there?
oh him, that's the big and toasty, he may look threatening but he's quite the softie
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