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Heard a couple of dudes in Bellaire, Ohio (A place where troglodytes still live if there ever was one) say an Ohio Trifecta is when a man has sex with the mother, daughter, and grandma. One sounded like he was a man of experience.
Hey man, I'm spent! This weekend I scored an Ohio Trifecta. Intergenerational sex is the best.
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Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
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A woman with a rockin body, face and personality.
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Dude, I just met the trifecta woman. She is perfect.
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Being the recipient of: the Tony Danza, Angry Pirate and an Alabama Hot Pocket all in one night. (If you are on the giving end it is the Devil's Triofector)
Dear Diary,
I drank to much, lost a bet and somehow ended up getting a Devil's Trifecta...that's a bad night night if I ever knew one.
Sincerely,
Me
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Similar to the normal flubert greeting but this time involving three participants.
Any of the group members can initiate the flubert trifecta by simply yelling "Trifecta!" thus alerting the other members that they have by chance all congregated in one area.
They will rejoice in this moment of serendipity by extending their elbows in front of them and holding their flubert like an arrow straight ahead.
The three fluberts meet in one single point in space creating a triangle which is the strongest shape in nature. The thumb also extends back pointing to ones self to remind them who they are.
Be aware of the sometimes magical powers released in a trifecta. Some say the tri-bond will make you best brothers for life!
Man 1: Flubert Trifecta!
Man 2: INITIATE!!!
Man 3: I can feel our life forces becoming one!
A sexual reference of the ever-popular, possibly fictional "Bermuda Triangle", which has to do with a state of mind after having a threesome with your partner and another stranger. (This has nothing to do with the Bermuda Triangle)
Jack: Dave, where were you last night?
Dave: Oh dude, last night I had the best sex last night. I fucked my girlfriend and her friend last night. It's literally the best of both worlds!
Jack: Denial is not the river in Egypt I guess, it's in the Bermuda Trifecta.