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A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
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When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.
"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"
Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.
Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.
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When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).
I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.
This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.
That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!
When you take a poop on someones bed
Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!
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