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United States of America.
The first modern democracy. A country based on an idea, freedom. While almost everybody thinks Usa is the devil, I think it´s the scapegoat of the whole world. Usa has a lot of bad things (funny: the things that other countries copy) but wich one is a perfect country? Just read Jean Francois Revel´s "Antiamerican obsession". I love Usa, and I love what they do/did for us (WW2,Cold war,Israel...), and the culture (music, movies, writers...) I dont like the guns and the "body culture" that´s true, but is their country.
In that part, they can recognize their defects(i.e."American Beauty", the book "Main Street" by Sinclair Lewis...), something that other countries don´t do.
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Because almost every other country has a way to write their countries name in one word with only the first letter capitalized like any other proper noun.
America is a sad excuse of a name for USA considering America is "A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason. "
Literally anyone: "Dude this website is about jokes, why tf are you posting an essay about your thoughts on how to capitalize Usa here? Grow up."
me: surprised pikachu face
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If you look down from a hill on a city or town & the lights like a map of the USA!
I love going to Point USA! It's So Cool!
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Anyplace a person can go where getting laid is almost guaranteed.
We should hit that joint man, it’s smack in the middle of Pussytown, USA.
A shotgun, designed in America but produced in South Korea, that was made in both full-auto and semi-automatic versions. Only the semi-automatic USAS-12's were ever imported into the United States.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
When Dirk popped that drum in his USAS-12 and pulled the trigger as fast as he could, it looked like lead-hose.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
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Any given town in the US that is overrun with dogs.
Jeez, I can’t hear a single word over all that crazy barking; we must be smack in the middle of Dogville, USA!