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1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn.
Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse.
2. A person similarly endowed.
Hans: Look! It's a unicorn!
Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse.
Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin!
Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!
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(v) to headbut the bottom of a beer bottle while someone is drinking and drive the bottle into their teeth.
We used to think that it was funny to unicorn each other at parties until we chipped a friend's tooth.
or
Last Thanksgiving, my aunt accidentally unicorned my beer bottle and made my gums bleed.
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A single bisexual female who has intimate relations with couples in the swinger community. Some unicorns are only around for hot one night stands. Some unicorns form long term relationships with the couple(s) they become involved with. This kind of woman is indeed rare, so rare some say they've never met one.
We're really hoping to finally catch a unicorn at the swinger's club tonight.
We keep a unicorn around to spice up our marriage.
Hey babe, want to see if our unicorn wants to join in this Friday?
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A woman who gives you sex so amazing you speak in tongues and forget what planet you live on. The average adult male will only come across 2 to 3 unicorns in his lifetime. It is highly suggested you grab the horn tight and don't let go!
Lauren fucked me so good last night I forgot how to speak English for 3 hours. She is most definitely a unicorn.
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An acquaintance that you, yet not your friends, desire although you know little to nothing about him/her. The mythical and enigmatic reference pertains to your unfamiliarity with your person of desire and the reason for the attraction in the first place.
"I heard you went home with your unicorn last night!...yeah?"
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As rare a real unicorn is. This fascinating sexual experience is when a female giving you fellatio starts to migrate south to your butthole. As she tosses your salad she begins to jerk your member. At this specific moment, she resembles a unicorn polishing her horn (your penis). Yes, it is as magnificent, rare, and pleasurable as it sounds. I would recommend that if any of my fellow alpha males find a women that expresses her love of the unicorn that you wife her IMMEDIATELY. Enjoy!
While the fugazi started to give me head, she went down, started eating my ass and jerking me off and the same damn time. I unicorned that bitch bro!
Female: Hey baby! Make me into a unicorn!
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An intellectual female who is considered pretty, sexy, hot, or any similar thing.
I knew she was hot, but I didn't know she was a unicorn! Score!
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