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A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.
"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"
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A Smr Value Pack is a combo of 2 curly wurlys and a pepsi. It usually purchased by Smr's and SmrJergesons! It's real lunch!
Damn, I don't have enough for a Smr Value Pack!
That Smr really likes those Smr Value Packs
The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.
Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.
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"the Igon Value Problem: when a writer’s education on a topic consists in interviewing an expert, he is apt to offer generalizations that are banal, obtuse or flat wrong" (Steven Pinker, NY Times 11/7/2009).
Pinker coined the term in his review of a Malcolm Gladwell book. Gladwell had quoted an expert speaking about an “igon value” -- the correct term is eigenvalue, a basic concept in linear algebra.
Gladwell's "Blink" is basically a worthless book because of the Igon Value Problem.
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another word for fat people, the higher the tog value , the fatter the person
desperate guy in a night club just before close.
guy 1 "man the heatings gone in my gaff, gonna have to find a special lady"
guy 2 "fat chick"
guy 1 " i prefer the term a lady with a high tog value !!"
The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.
Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
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Self explanitory. Used as a response to when something of naught value has happened
News reporter: After the assassin finished off his rampage of brutally murdering The Jonas Brothers, he proceeded to then hijack Mel Gibson's private jet, where they were forced to crash land in the pacific ocean. And nothing of value was lost.'
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