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The frothy mixture of lube, semen, and couch lint that is sometimes the byproduct of couch fucking
Last night was wild, I spent hours washing the Vance off of myself and my gorgeous classic Knoll
Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.
Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.
Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.
Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.
Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
He's really cute and has an AMAZING Smile that can instantly make you fall in love with him. His personality matches his sensitiveness, and is really considerate and kind, also a dirty mind, lol. I'm also dating him.
Someone: Whoah! Who's the boy with the cute smile
Me: Back off. That's my boyfriend, Vance
A sexy darkskin king. And this also mean u have alots if confidence
You are a DeAngelo dominic vance
A normal person, with a twist. The person probably has a mental disease or some kind of brain-fart. He is surrounded by women, but not women that you can kiss with, but women in the family. People normally hate him, and he is very annoying.
GUY#1 Omg, here comes John. He is suck a Mag Vanc
GUY #2 You always need to win an argument, you're such a Mag Vanc