Vance

Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.

Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.

Vance

Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.

2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.

Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.

Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.

1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.

2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.

3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.

4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.

Vance

loved by african americans

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men

Vance

loved by african americans.

you seen vance?

that man is loved by them blacks

Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.

Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.

Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.

“Vance”

“What’s up”

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”

Vance

He's really cute and has an AMAZING Smile that can instantly make you fall in love with him. His personality matches his sensitiveness, and is really considerate and kind, also a dirty mind, lol. I'm also dating him.

Someone: Whoah! Who's the boy with the cute smile
Me: Back off. That's my boyfriend, Vance