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Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.
A salacious word gushingly describing a unicorn type of puzza- a rarity. It roams on the east side of La Feria, TX. increasing its war crime victims.
"Let's go to Houston so you can destroy this velvet puzza after my LV bag purchase- me devs".
The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub.
Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
A vagina so nice, that when you run your fingers up her pussy it feels like her sisters velvet bed sheets.
'So bro, tells ya boy how was it?'
'It was unreal man, she's a 6 up top but her pussy was a velvet snatch'
When doing drugs and you get drugs snorted off your dick and you do drugs off her boobs and ass.
What took you so long in the restroom?
Oh mate we I just did a velvet trifecta with her.
The sexual act of sliding ones foot fully into a pussy.
I gave her the old Velvet Slipper last night