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two guys are giving one girl anal at the same time, then they both go to the girl's mouth. there they both take a shit and then get oral at the same time. when its all over, the girl's mouth withh be full of poop and jizz.
man once she was done getting the vermont double decker supreme, her ass was sore for a month. but it was worth it.
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Someone who is secretly crazy.
"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"
"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"
When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric
You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.
When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.
When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.
An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here
P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"
the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.
Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck