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A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.
"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"
A big-assed, piece-of-shit, gas-guzzling SUV that should not be allowed to drive on the road.
"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
A car that sparkles, brimming with homosexuality.
A car driven by a poof
A car that is not driven by a straight man
A car you would not drive to church
A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south
A car you drive in San Francisco
A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay
Hey look! That car is pretty gay looking, must be a Fagen Wagon.
a large van with no back seats.
dude i totally got these girls in my orgy wagon