weed

weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed

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weed

gods greatest invention next to pussy

always pass it to the left n never keep it for to long or ull b in shit!!!

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in the weeds

"In the Weeds" is a term for moments when a bartender or server is at their busiest, sometimes to the detriment of the usual degree of service.

"I really need to take a piss right now, but I'm too in the weeds"

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WEED.

an amazing thing, something that helps create love and keep peace.
causes chronic munchies, only bad side affect is "the dries" not "pasties" the dries, where your mouth loses the ability to salivate.

im stressed, i need to score some weed.

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weed

mind enhancement herb, noted for it's 3 main effects: hungry, happy, sleepy. basically its the shit

i gotta smoke one when i wake up, smoke to go to sleep, all the true weed smokers gotta smoke before they eat
Young Buck, Puff Puff Pass

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weed

the best stuff you'll ever find in your life.

i got high off of weed. it was awesome.

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weed

Moderation is the key to success with anything. No exceptions with weed. Marijuana has been hybridized to a new level, has some known issues with triggering schizophrenia prematurely with those who were pre-ordained for the debilitating mental illness. 21st century Weed should be used with caution and due diligence, ie. one should not operate potentially dangerous machinery or drive vehicles(sex and music are highly advised). It is a very heavy and spiritual drug that has an undeserved negative reputation re-enforced and perpetuated by neo-conservative fascists, who in fact could benefit themselves from the healing properties of the magical herb. It also has excellent medicinal and therapeutic properties.
Aside from the hybridized high-level thc Weed there is industrial-hemp which is more commonly referred to as Hemp. The effects from smoking this form of Cannabis are terrible headaches and nausea.
As a solution to environmental problems, ie. Clearcut logging and Wars for oil, industrial hemp remains untapped as a serious solution for cleaner energy and less logging for paper.
The argument, Food over Fuel is weak because hemp seeds derived from industrial hemp have been proven to be very nutritious and contain healthy fats.

Bill Clinton smoked weed and he did inhale.

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