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A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.
Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
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When someone goes off about something unrelated or starts ranting and you just couldn't care less.
Person A: "I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dick. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend"
Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "
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A rare and ever so gorgeous site that only appears every 100000 years. Glorious and belongs to Wendy of Red Velvet. Crackhead term.
Person: where’s Wendy’s forehead?
Person 2: haven’t seen it in a long time...
a fucking uglyass whore who has no idea what the hell she's doing when she's a band director. half of the time she's hooking up with other disgusting fatasses, and her face is a fucking mess.
Band student 1: "wendy wilson is disgusting. She forces us to play shitty songs, and she can't even teach!"
Orchestra student: "that's why you shits sound so bad lmao"
Band student 2: "at least she has a plump ass.."
Orchestra student: "gross!"
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A Bendy Wendy, is a name someone would call a person who has not got a completely straight penis.
Example;
1.Stuart penis is like a bendy Wendy
2.His penis was like a bendy Wendy
Wendy Sharpe, Richard Hale, is the most annoying incomplete form of a teacher. She comes into school with the biggest skid mark on her arse, and her hairline is as bad as her IQ. If you want a R.E. teacher who is in for only the money, you’ve found yourself a shit teacher.
Wendy Sharpe has the biggest skid mark ever on her arse.
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Ronald McDonald: who is this sassy lost child?
Me: Wendy's
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