Would Wife

Would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.

Breh 1: Is this girl hot?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?

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hyphen-wife

A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.

Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.

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Stupid Wife

A black hole that grows inside your life sucking in everything that ever mattered to you. Without even knowing it, you lose your mind and feeling to this void of damages and pain.

Like some monolithic creature from a Lovecraft tale, it warps reality from the corners of love and time, to the shadows of hate and deceit. Madness ensues and lays claim to your money, friends, family, and soul.

This is the danger of meeting a stupid wife, and the worst part is, that most men invite this deathly grip on normal happy life all on their own.

Stupid Wife comes into the house and yells about issues that NO ONE gives a dam about but her and then yells at the house for existing while she still has dick and Gin on the breath.

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ex-wife

The bitch who took away half of your property.

My ex-wife is an asshole.

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bush wife

woman found back in the "home/mother land" who is unaware of much of modern society; especially relating to divorce and taking "haf-yo-shit."

I'm sick of all these gold diggers and hoes, Ima go home and find me a bush wife.

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wife guy

A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.

"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"

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Pocket wife

A female or make that is considered relationship material and are there for you when all else fails.

Sonia is Navi's pocket wife 4L.