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A person that wigs out a lot. Someone that wigs so easily that they cannot complete basic daily activities such as driving because they will wig.
"Hey is Trent going to drive us to the movie?" "No way man..he's a wig artist."
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The wig is achieved by cutting off one's pubic hair and carefully super-gluing it to a sleeping friend's face in a pattern resembling facial hair. The best candidates for the wig are heavy sleepers or passed-out drunkards. Common hair styles include: the "western-stache", the "Hitler", the "Dom Deluise", and the "Norris" After the wig is applied, photographic evidence of the occurance is preferable. Desirable results include: the victim crying upon awakening, the victim not speaking to you for a period of 3-6 months, or a sudden rash around the victims mouth due to pubic lice or crabs. It is also advised to email the pictures to everyone that you know.
Andy can't grow his own beard. So, when he passed-out after the party we gave him a darling fromunda wig.
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When someone begins acting weird or panicking in an everyday situation
Friend one: Oi Ned hookup with that chick
Friend two: Nah dude he won't, look at him.. he's wigging out.
Later
Friend one: Did you hookup with her?
Ned: Nah I wigged out so hard bro
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a girl that has such a bad weave, it looks like her hair is floating above her head, and has the ability to deflect bullets. the girl usually suffers from alopecia, but doesn't have to to wear a bulletproof wig.
Look at Domonique's bulletproof-wig!
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To throw a fit or go crazy, usually caused by something, but sometimes spontaneously caused by build up of energy.
Whoa, those guys called Jim a weirdo, then he had a total wig out, killed them, and stuffed their testicles into their mouths.
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1. A persons bleeding face or head after an ass whipping. 2. Someone who just got the shit beat out of them and has visible damage to the cranial region.
1. Damn, that fool just got his wig split. 2. Shut up or I will split your wig!
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On The L Word Jenny gets a bad review from Curve magazine writer Stacy Merkin. Jenny visits the Curve magazine office and refers to Stacy Merkin as a "vagina wig." What exactly is a vagina wig?
A vagina wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the Stacy Merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. According to Wikipedia, merkins were worn by prostitutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.
Shane (while facing Stacy Merkin): Are you the vagina wig?
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