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singing it will out of context will make your friends block you
A: where did you sleep last night?
B: BRO WTF
A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.
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When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.
nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.
Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
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Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.
Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss
Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.
The ridiculously long name of Lana Del Rey's upcoming 9th studio album, out March 10, 2023.
Stream Lana's new song Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd!
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Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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