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Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"
Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.
Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.
Cole: I Doubt it dude.
Greg: Oh yeah?
Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK
Cole:...
Greg:...
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A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
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Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.
Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.
Wow you must be lonely.
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“April 23rd”
You whip out your dick infront of your crush, sibling or friend on April 23rd
It’s national whip out your dick day you guys
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Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
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A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.
Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"
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When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.
Hey John where is that quarterly report?
Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!
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