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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on bacteria-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.

“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes JayQuon looked at me like I was crazy. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"

by Sam_Joanneski November 16, 2024


Freshie

A brand new pencil

Joe got a freshie from Fred

by Twgngiglbrys May 9, 2021


Freshie

An immigrant to the Uk that has very poor English skills. It is also short for “Fresh of the boat

( Me a white kid was called this by a boy who you can hardly tell what’s he’s trying to say because he’s so chav)

“Hey have you seen that new kid”: guy 1
“Yeah heard he’s a real freshie”:guy 2

by DefinitelyNotAFakeNamd June 1, 2021


Freshie

A baby whomst has just been born

There’s a freshie, straight outta the womb

by Deuxy September 24, 2019


Freshie

A name used by high schoolers to describe freshmen.

Junior: damn dude look at that freshie over there
Senior: fuck that kid is small

by words with friends October 23, 2017


Freshie

A clean and unused hypodermic needle, used for shooting recreational drugs. Another way of saying "new rig" "new works" etc. Important to have or acquire in order to not transmit disease.

"you got a freshie? I'm tryna get high"

by Sarahvictoria214 August 18, 2021


Freshie

This is a common name for more pure teenagers and virgins in the north. However

these virgins are commonly targeted at by boys who are known sex pests of the area and about 2 years older

lad 1- Did you hear those year 11s going after them year 9 girls?
Lad 2: everyone loves a freshie

by damnrightbitch August 3, 2015